Ermahgerd Sperklers Men's T-ShirtIt's officially sparkler season.. OMG! This funny men's graphic t shirt was designed exclusively for firework fanatics this 4th of July. Celebrate Independence Day in slim fit and comfortable style. Shine bright like a sparkler in our premium novelty joke tee. This unique and authentic tee shirt is guaranteed to make friends and family laugh. Have some fashion fun this 4th of July by buying our epic outfit today!

Bet you're ready for this jelly now

or just sharing some joy

or just want to share some chaotic joy

It's also the perfect tool for an anonymous mail prank

The song they'd recognize from the first three notes

Just wait until your friend takes a sip of their "pickled sphincter" drink and watch their face contort in disgust

perfect alignment

For Grandma or Grandpa — the era is the joke

The inside reads "Happy Birthday

Safe to sign before activation

revealing a never-ending chorus of mom-mommy-ma-mother-ma-ma that will play continuously for up to four hours

“The Boss” of the water