The Blacking Out Flip-Offs 2.0Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip Off 2. 0. Smoother Flip Up Technology, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches.

Featuring a broad bill to block the sun and mesh side panels to keep you cool as the cucumber in your girlfriend's bedside table

pygmy anteaters

and Photochromic Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

The Fondue are mountain ready sunglasses with removable side shields (aka Fond Drapes) for daily driving

With a retro boxy fit

Add flames

It’s a Firmcase that looks like an eggplant

in The Jethawk

Engineered with HDPV lenses for piercing clarity

Go biggerer

That they’re virtually unbreakable

pearl snap buttons for quick-fire disrobing