They See Me Rollin' Baby BodysuitLow to the ground, no helmet, zero regard for pedestrians. The Big Wheel is the first vehicle your kid operates, and they drive it like they stole it. Every driveway is a highway. Every sidewalk is a racetrack. The Details: Red arched text at the top reads "They See Me" in a distressed retro font. Below, large blue distressed block text reads "Rollin'" with a colorful illustration of a classic Big Wheel tricycle underneath. The trike is rendered in

Just a two-word review from someone who has been around long enough to know

stacked across three lines

Clean white ink on a red tee with a vintage collegiate athletic club badge design

The grill has priorities and so do you

The Thanksgiving plate gets cleared in one sitting or it does not get cleared at all

It lived a short but colorful life

White text reads "Momma Didn't Raise No Sucka" arched in bold block capitals across two lines

a gold belt buckle

Large white text in a bold retro rounded serif font reads "Sloppy Kisser" stacked in two lines

"Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol

sideways-kicking barrier to any plans you thought you had

The fangs are just for show