So I Creep Santa - Baby TeeHe sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake. And apparently he breaks into your house through the chimney. If you think about it for even five seconds, the whole Santa operation is deeply suspicious. The Details: Red text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold retro font. Below is a vintage style illustration of Santa Claus climbing into a brick chimney with a large red gift sack, with a speech bubble reading "yeeahhh!" in cursive.

Your kid is not here to scare anyone

Decorative scrollwork

Blue baseball script text reads "Dramatics" with a flowing tail swoosh

white wheels with red rims

A green splat accent sits above the letter "i

A brown gravy boat illustration with a pouring spout sits between "Not" and "Judgment

no schedule

White retro text reads "Safety Third" in large rounded groovy block letters

Twelve months a year

Yellow ink with white accents on a royal blue background with a retro food-mascot illustration style and distressed texture

Printed in green and white on a black tee with a spooky Halloween cartoon vibe

Large multicolored block letters in a children's alphabet-magnet style read "Need More Coffee" stacked in three lines