Kaya, Ghost Assassin - [Foil] Conspiracy: Take the Crown (CN2)[0]: Exile Kaya, Ghost Assassin or up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. You lose 2 life. [1]: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. [2]: Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.

" —Ludevic

and plate mail is heavy

[+1]: Draw a card

{T}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it

[+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token

) I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}

and the "monsters" are the normal people trying to stop the zombie invasion (such as the Action Hero

centaur chieftain

It gathers against the coming storm

The knights see a mighty quarry

{T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn