Shit Show Toddler TeeGrab a seat. The show started at birth and there is no intermission. Admission is free. Exits are blocked by toys. The Details: Multicolor vintage circus typography reads "Welcome" in large blue and white 3D retro block letters at top, "To The" in white cursive with stars, and "Shit Show" in massive orange and red carnival marquee lettering with yellow polka dot lights and blue 3D shadows. Decorative scrollwork, a gold belt buckle, red dots, and

white text reads "Athl" and "Dept" with a small crossed-bats icon between them

December confidence is a fragile thing

Membership is automatic

Black on white with a raw

Single placement

Bold text reads "Floor Floppers" below

All text is printed in a single distressed yellow ink on a royal blue tee with a hand-drawn typography feel

The review is in

and they use this power exclusively for evil

white serif text reads "Yuck

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