Endless Dad, Dad, Dad, Father's Day Card with GlitterThis Father's Day card says "Dad, Dad, Dad" nonstop until the battery dies Every dad knows the sound of his own name on repeat "Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy" all day, every day. This card hands him a few thousand more. It looks like an ordinary Father's Day card right up until he opens it, and then a voice starts calling for him and does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps calling. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop

Especially for those who have a proclivity to use their middle finger often

and refuses to stop

Dream big then settle

it’s impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard

Perfectly disguised as a luxury item

Father's Day — for the dad who really is the Greatest Of All Time

All the shitty humor of Offensive Crayons

Are there special maintenance requirements

the one from the summer you met

surprising someone at a Pride celebration

it’s a novelty piece that recipients will remember and cherish

The Stupid Car Tray is the ultimate passenger seat organizer and leveling tray