Pagan Breakfast God MaskBreakfast and brunch are important! Why not be a Pagan Breakfast God? The sun is rising and your belly is empty, bow down before the lord of breakfast and receive the bounty of coffee and bacon! This EVA foam mask is 14 1 2" wide and is the perfect attire for breakfast, brunch or early lunch. Sure to have people noticing you as you dig into your Moons Over My Hammy or while you eat a breakfast burrito in your car in the parking lot before work.

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You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs

morning crow and squawk

This is a Bigfoot statue for the enlightened

With our other feeders we humiliated squirrels

our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve

You take our Creepy Horse Mask

It looks like fancy art during the day

“Will this go with my Bigfoot shirt

You can also buy Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Tentacles in bulk here

they don’t care if you’ve been bad or good

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