Real LifeDoes an exciting weekend for you mean scrubbing all the grouting in your bathroom with a toothbrush? Have you ever felt the urge to kidnap the cable guy and tie him to the bed like Kathy Bates in Misery because you are terrified the TV will stop working once he's gone? Do you ponder marrying the Albanian builder who has just fitted alcove shelving because he's brought you more happiness in three days than your useless ex boyfriend brought you in three

whose activities other students are forbidden even to watch

The were-tigers are very powerful in Las Vegas

What's potential

Breakfast Poached Egg & Haddock

but she would be lost without her devoted helpers

John Steinbeck

and takes the children with it

even if this means that other countries starve

but doesn't want to completely stop

A firm favourite with CBeebies

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author of SALTWATER