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but one visit to the capitol city of Colorado will have you looking for the signup sheet

and people from Michigan are actually—you guessed it—wolverines

But that’s only because it has to do with literal nuts and not crazy people

or pigs we love watching it

So this Maryland Heavy Blend Hoodie isn’t entirely incorrect when it says that Maryland is for crabs

Or maybe you call Auston home

After all there is no place like New Jersey

Too many people

they’re liable to fly into a rage and bite our throat until we blood to death or suffocate

the West coast

no true Chicagoan would call the stainless steel sculpture by its given name (even if its creator Anish Kapoor thinks the nickname is completely stupid)

The Northeast seaboard of the United States is serious business