What's Poppin' - Baby TeeThe most chaotic toy ever invented. It pops, it rolls, it announces your child's location from three rooms away. There is no stealth mode. There is no volume knob. There is only popping. The Details: White bold retro text reads "What's Poppin'" in two stacked lines at the top. Below is an illustration of a classic Fisher Price Corn Popper push toy with a light blue dome, colorful balls inside (yellow, red, green, blue), white wheels with red rims, and

The parenting hot potato that keeps bouncing until someone finally says yes or the kid just does it anyway

Vintage holiday illustration style on a natural cream tee

Everything is great

December is not about being classy

Your kid made the list and they are leaning into it

The birds are rendered in blue

bold white retro serif text reads "Stinkin' Cute" in two stacked lines with a slightly decorative vintage feel

The kid sleeps between you now

evaluated it against their own agenda

and there is ketchup on everything now

no schedule

Better execution