Danny DeVito CandleBECAUSE HE IS AMAZING. That is all. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

Or the leather crop

put him in our pocket and take him home with us

Anyone who can play the flute whilst twerking deserves absolute and immediate sainthood

and here she is

Edson Arantes do Nascimento

We know some will beg to differ

we're just going to come right out and say it: we actually liked 47 Ronin

looking properly saintly and oddly comforting

It's made from absorbent cotton terry towelling and is quick drying when hung out

and king of the internal dialogue

"Okey Dokey pig in a pokie" For coining the immortal phrase 'flicking off to Tricia'

We recommend you pray to this ageless maven while enjoying a glass of Ramona's finest