Tinsel Tits Society Adult Unisex TeeMembership is automatic the moment you put on a holiday sweater and lean into the chaos. The tree is decorated, the wine is poured, and the energy is unapologetic. The Details: Red italic script text at the top left reads "Proud Member of the" in a casual hand lettered style. Below, large red script text with a black shadow reads "Tinsel Tits Society" in a flowing retro font. To the right, a vintage pin up illustration of a woman in a red dress

You stop believing in Santa and Santa stops believing in you

handwritten holiday note feel

rounded 70s-style cursive with a thick white outline border creating a sticker effect

Navy blue design reads "Hope I Don't Puma Pants" in rounded retro block text arched across the top in two lines

The hat stays on

But you showed up for one reason and one reason only

Every roster needs an enforcer

No further questions

You cannot outswim them

A white fork illustration with yellow spaghetti noodles twirled around the tines sits beneath the text

First priority: fun

" in two lines