Need Some Mummy Time - Adult Unisex TeeSelf care hits different when you have been wrapped up in everyone else's nonsense since dawn. Sometimes you just need to decompose in peace. The Details: Green and tan vintage horror illustration of a mummy with green skin, wide eyes, and tan bandages wrapping its face and body. Green swirl accents and small lightning bolts flank the figure. "Need Some Mummy Time" appears above in green and tan distressed block text arched across the chest. Retro

They do not blink

A small green "OPEN 24/7" badge sits to the upper right

completely down for whatever

they have not once dialed it back

Whether it is 6 AM before coffee or 8 PM after bedtime negotiations

Then a new toy on a random Tuesday

"Check In Anytime" in script

You cannot go to the bathroom

White distressed arched text reads "This Is Some Boo Shit" above an orange cartoon poo character with devil horns

White snow dots fall in the background

Inspired by Stranger Things

No Tupperware