Captain Spaulding's World Famous Beard OilHowdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad Men. See the Alligator Boy, and tame your unruly beard with Captain Spaulding's World Famous Beard Oil! Scented with a wickedly refreshing blend of lemon, bergamot, mint, and sandalwood. Luxurious blend of jojoba, argon and almond oils 2 ounces

tutti fuckin' frutti

and smelling like sweet chaos

Do you wish to live deliciously

This eerie yet elegant scent lingers like a whispered oath in the dark

15 fluid ounces

circus-fresh

darkened vanilla

Inspired by the most iconic scream scene of all time

Just drop it in the tub and let the summer scream queen energy take over

The scent of ancient books creeps in first

draw the bath

Smells like fall fruits