Heart Ohio HoodieThis cute Ohio Heavy Blend Hoodie is actually a 100% accurate representation of how Ohio looks. Theres a big hole in the center of it, because no one really lives there. The fact that its perfectly heart shaped is some sort of bizarre cosmic coincidence, and is actually amusing in a sort of ironic way. Symbolism maybe? A state without love? I think were just being paranoid. Years of inhaling printing ink has made us a little bit loopy. Ohio cant be a

If you’re buying this Massachusetts Heavy Blend Hoodie

Restart Your Engines

Hoosier to them

Do we know what a commonwealth is

a band of European mounted troops

Yet when President Lincoln asked for volunteers during the Civil War

Remember they can take you out of Norwalk

it’s a state that goes on our “cool places” list

so this Michigan Softstyle Ladies V-Neck T-Shirt would be all you need

000 miles of shoreline: more than California

our founding fathers weren’t wussies like us

I am from Missouri